
Above are screenshots of the dudes behind the productions that scored little bits of gold in this year’s Crash The SuperBowl. A commercial contest run annually by Doritos (Owned by FritoLays North America, a subsidiary of PepsiCo). Earlier today I was on the Crash the Superbowl (CTSB) site, and was viewing the 2-3 minute interviews of each of these five creatives and something dawned on me, besides the fact that they all seem very professional and arguably very talented and likable chaps. These guys all kind of look alike. They’re all the same approximate age. All except one have good hair. They all speak/articulate well. It’s clear they all know the craft in which they create very well. They all kind of dressed the same too (wardrobe color/style), and if you listen to their interviews, they all know how to talk ‘the talk’ of the business. They seem to have successfully conformed (either consciously or unconsciously) to what is expected of them in their industry, in an outwardly way, and in a creative way. Otherwise, Doritos would not have recognized them as finalists for the CTSB.
All of these coincidences aside, the bottom line is that Doritos chose these fellows’ commercials, because their content impressed the brand. It was only after the spots impressed the judges that these dudes were identified. So please don’t get the cart before the horse and suggest Doritos was looking for a specific type of person and accordingly went about vetting finalists. That would be absurd, and anyone who suggests such in the comment section of this blog will get an appropriate response.
The question I have for the reader is this: In looking at the make-up (physical appearance), of the five finalists, does it bother anyone that they are all from the same rather narrow societal demographic? Hell, they could be siblings. And it doesn’t bother me at all. Should it? Let’s talk NBA.

I was watching the Lakers play The Jazz last night and saw Kobe Bryant rain 40 points down on Utah, leading his team to victory in overtime at the Delta Center. The game before Kobe scored another 48 points making for back to back 40 point games. I became curious and started to check out his chances of winning the scoring title this year and found out that he was currently in 1st place running a close 2nd to LeBron James. Curious further still, I did some searching to refresh my memory on who had won the NBA scoring title in recent history. Always very interesting to consume tidbits of knowledge from the lives of these very talented Hall of Fame players who have wowed the sports world during each of their respective careers. In doing so I found myself going further and further back until some time in the seventies when I saw the picture of Pistol Pete Maravich. It suddenly dawned on me that I was looking at the picture of a white dude.
I had gone back almost forty years before happening upon recipient for the highly coveted NBA Scoring Title….who was white! Amazing but true. Was there a racist conspiracy about?
Doritos and the NBA:
I mused while it sunk in that for some reason or other, the NBA scoring Title had been awarded annually, perennially, repeatedly to black males, starting in the mid-seventies to the current date, and without fail. Was there something ‘racist’ going on in the NBA? Hmmmmm. Ok, so my tongue’s in my cheek.
Fact is, where Doritos and the NBA are concerned all the respective awardees just happen to have been the very best at what they were doing, bar none, and were recognized as superior by the organizations to which they submitted themselves. Let me repeat that…….
These awardees were recognized over their peers as the ‘best’ by the organization to which they submitted themselves.
Over the years, those athletes who’ve shown superior scoring skills resulting in the winning of the NBA Scoring Title just happen to be black individuals. These are black men who play the NBA game at a very high level. This year in the CTSB contest, those creatives who won the highest Doritos award, who’ve shown superior creative/production skills just happen to be be white men. White men with superior skills, who understand how to ‘play the game’, to a higher degree than the other 6,000 creatives who accepted the CTSB challenge and came up short, yours truly included. Special favors, conspiratorial agenda, favoritism nor racism factor into the equation in determining who will ‘win’ here. In both cases, only execution of the understood assignment distinguishes the winners from their peers.
Now The Bigger Question:
Michael Jordan won the Scoring Title 10 times. Is that fair? I mean, he’s only one man. Isn’t a single scoring title enough for him? Shouldn’t we limit the amount of times a person can be rewarded with accolade in any given competition to a single time? Many Doritos Finalists over the years have repeated victory for their superior ability to interpret the Doritos creative brief. Should Doritos have watered down their brand messaging/strength/options by disqualifying these past winners? No. That would be absurd. There are however, a lot of people who think that should be the rule.
Governments and even normally rational citizens often fall into this trap of entitlement posturing. Though very young at the time of it’s incorporation into American society, I sensed there was something fundamentally ‘wrong’ with the Affirmative Action legislation passed in the early 1960s as a remedy for inequities in society. And by the way, keep in mind that affirmative action includes provisions for inequities beyond race stratification. Even as a kid it just didn’t make sense that a person should be given something that they neither earned nor for which they were prepared to accept. I’ve recently read several individuals who explain the follies of affirmative action much better than I could, and I’ll allow them to do so here.
Matt Patterson (columnist for the Washington Post, New York Post and San Francisco Examiner) writes:
“Unfortunately, minorities often suffer so that whites can pat themselves
on the back. Liberals routinely admit minorities to schools for which
they are not qualified, yet take no responsibility for the inevitable
poor performance and high drop-out rates which follow. Liberals don’t
care if these minority students fail; liberals aren’t around to witness
the emotional devastation and deflated self esteem resulting from the
racist policy that is affirmative action. Yes, racist. Holding someone
to a separate standard merely because of the color of his skin — that’s
affirmative action in a nutshell, and if that isn’t racism, then nothing
is. And that is what America did to Obama.“
Yeah, it’s time for the Obama tie-in alluded to in the article header. Relative to Barak Obama’s questionable personal/social history, renowned author and commentator, Norman Podhoretz, in a recent Wall Street Journal article writes:
“Imagine a future historian examining Obama’s pre-presidential life: ushered into and through the Ivy League despite unremarkable grades and test scores along the way; a cushy non-job as a “community organizer”; a brief career as a state legislator devoid of legislative achievement (and in fact nearly devoid of his attention, so often did he vote ”present”); and finally an unaccomplished single term in United States Senate, the entirety of which was devoted to his presidential ambitions. He left no academic legacy in academia, authored no signature legislation as legislator.“
“To be sure, no white candidate who had close associations with an outspoken hater of America like Jeremiah Wright and an unrepentant terrorist like Bill Ayers would have lasted a single day. But because Mr. Obama was black, and therefore entitled in the eyes of liberaldom to have hung out with protesters against various American injustices, even if they were a bit extreme, he was given a pass.” “…because Mr. Obama was black, and therefore entitled in the eyes of liberaldom [he] was given a pass — held to a lower standard – because of the color of his skin.“
What Norman Podhoretz is expressing here, is we gave a presidency to a man who was ill-equipped to execute the commensurate responsibilities. No wonder Obama embarrasses himself (and our nation) at every turn, with knee jerk comments about racist cops or other world leaders (when he doesn’t know the mic is on). No wonder his divisive communication skills renders him ineffectual at uniting a warring congress. No wonder his foreign policy has lowered our stature in the world community, along with our world credit rating. He just isn’t up to the award of the oval office.
I’ve put it to several of my friends when we debate the matter. Would any white male seeking presidential office have had a chance with a resume similar to Barak’s? Being President is kind of a big responsibility. It requires quite a bit of talent and experience. The kind of fiscal and diplomatic talents necessary to bring both sides of the congressional aisle together (and the American people for that matter) to get the business of the nation done. I offer for perusal, Obama’s executive record leading into his last year as as evidence that he was wholly unprepared for the office given him in the election of 2008. It was the result of citizens en masse assigning to themselves their own brand of affirmative action regardless of the qualifications of this particular candidate of color. After all, he was a good ‘speaker’…when the teleprompter worked.
In the critically acclaimed book by author Shelby Steele he explains the misguided sentiments and destructive results of affirmative action better than any I’ve heard. The book is titled: ‘White Guilt’: How Blacks and Whites Together Destroyed the Promise of The Civil rights Era.
Tying it all together:
To score finalist status in the Doritos Crash The SuperBowl contest, or an NBA Scoring Title are arguably, huge personal accomplishments that bring with them reward and opportunity beyond the trophy itself. And though neither of these prizes is as profound as winning a bid for presidency of the United States of America, all three have something rather extraordinary in common:
None of these awards should ever, EVER be granted to anyone other than the person who is most qualified to receive them. In the real world of business and economics, the NBA and Doritos continue to operate under this modicum of fairness, and they enjoy the success of getting it right, year after year after year.
Politics and Government on the other hand tend to be perpetually mired in emotions, sound bytes, and perceptions that result in all of us being saddled with the debris of the affirmative action experiment. Debris that grows deeper and deeper with each passing year, and we have only ourselves to blame.
When our favorite athlete or sports team gets beaten by a rival in a seven game playoff series, it is usually because the best team won. When we fail to turn the heads of the judges at Doritos with our creative content and are passed over for other creative, it is our own shortcoming, no one elses. If we don’t deserve the kind of leadership we say we want from our government, it is the result of voter apathy and disconnect. We only get out of anything a reward equal to the effort we put into it. The importance we place on our future, whether it be our own careers or the society around us is dependent on each and every one of us becoming as educated as possible in the matter at hand, and putting forth an effort to make things better.
This includes our careers as freelance creatives. No one ‘deserves’ anything they aren’t qualified to receive. Make yourselves superior to your peers and you’ll achieve the deserved award. In the meantime, hang up the conspiracy theories. They profit us nothing. And get your ass off the couch and vote in an election now and again. If we continue down our current path as a nation, we may find ourselves caring very little whether the latest edition of the Doritos contest is ‘fair or not’.
The King